Ron de Jeremy XO
- BrandRon de Jeremy
- CategoryRum
- CountryBarbados
- RegionCentral America
- DistilleryAlcoholes y Rones de Panama
- Age15 Year Old
- Style Dark Rum
- Alcohol40.0%
Ron de Jeremy XO Rum is BIG, bold, and full-bodied with a long, satisfying finish… Boom-chicka-wahwah… a boom-chicka-wahwah!
Queue the wah-wah rhythm guitar and raunchy saxophone music, it’s time to introduce you to Ron de Jeremy Rums. Boom-chicka-wahwah… a boom-chicka-wahwah! Yes, that’s right. Ron de Jeremy Rums are presented by semi-celebrity… ahem, "frontman" and porn legend, Mr. Ron Jeremy. And the puns just seem to write themselves. Their tag line is, "Long Smooth Taste." Yep. Now, all of the fun and frivolity is great, but we need to say that this is a serious line of quality Rums. Really… it is not just all marketing spin.
OK, OK… there is more than enough marketing spin here, but we are talking about real premium Rum sourced from across the Caribbean and blended by the legendary Francisco "Don Pancho" Fernandez Perez. And they have amassed an impressive number of awards to prove it. Ron de Jeremy is a brand of… ahem, "One Eye Spirits" who was founded by a pair of ex ad-men whose stated goal is to "bring spirits brands and pop culture together." We say mission accomplished. They also produce super-premium Origenes Rum, all blended by Don Pancho himself.
Psssst! Hey buddy! Have we got something to show you and it’s for adults only! It’s BIG, bold, and full-bodied with a long, satisfying finish. We are talking about… Ron de Jeremy XO Rum. Sure, you could choose some flavored sugar-water marketed to frat boys, but that’s like dating the girl with a "good personality." Do you want real excitement? Do you want real passion? Do you want us to really stop with the innuendo and start talking about the Rum? OK…
Once you cut through all of the ad-hype, what you have left here is a real XO blended from only the best rums from Barbados, Trinidad, and Guyana. It is aged 15 years in ex-Bourbon casks — that’s got to be at least 21 in Caribbean-years, so totally legal, right? The surprising thing is that… ahem, in the end, once you cut through all the marketing and humor, this is a really good XXXO Rum that belongs on the top shelf right up against the high-dollar brands.
Flavour spiral
Tropical, cherry, dried fruit, vanilla, oak, spicy, phenols, sweet, cinnamon.
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Note: Once an order has been safely & successfully delivered, we do not accept returns due to change of heart or taste. Due to state regulations, we cannot accept the return of alcohol purchased by a customer in error.